A LITTLE TWO YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET LOOKING AT A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO SHE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HER LEFT HAND AND HITS HERSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HER RIGHT HAND. HER MOTHER SAYS: "CASSIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.CASSIE SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, CASSIE, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?" CASSIE SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."